If James was a superhero:
- Wake up
- Put on superhero costume (which is just like regular clothes but a mask and cape made of band shirts or s/t idk)
- PATROL THE CITY
- Punch misogynist people in the face
- Meet Mastodon for donuts or something
- Make sure the world’s boobies are safe or something
- Have Ax7 fans arrested for littering and jaywalking
- Lunch
- Kick assholes out of concerts
- Hit slut-shamers over the head with a dead ferret
- Jager
- uh
- hug cool people
- Pose awesomely, rinse, repeat
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This would be brilliant except James couldn’t get people arrested for Jaywalking in England because our laws are not...
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talk about his beard hit
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I can testify that this seems an accurate portrayal of the witness, Your Honor.
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