February 2012
fuCK i have the worst live stream of the oscars and I CNANT EVEBRN WAHTCI IT ON TV BEYGCAEUJEMWD WE KNWORENBFJHKS DON’T HAV CABLE
i did however watch a live stream for about twenty seconds and i saw jean dujardin’s kawaii face but then he left so UNINTERESTED
do people actually watch the red carpet wow
the entire thing is like “wow how DO YOU FEEL about YOUR DRESS GIRL wow wWHER E”S ANGELINA FCUKFGN BRAD PITT EGROGER CLOOENY BLA HSKjk dO yOU FEEL LIBERATED hugo”
i think i am actually going to watch the oscars tonight
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dadspace:
the raindrops [x46]
fuck dude i am so bummed now that i’ve finished the game.
ultimate bummer.
feelings
cryING aaaa it’s so sad
yeah
I have the precision if a fUCKING SURGEON i beat demise
thank the lord
fuck the second part in the battle with demise in skyward sword is fuckIGN IMPOSSIBLE i am literally screaming in frustration and also swinging the wii remote around like idk an idiot swinging a wii remote around
back frum takin sum sweet pix
my friend defined distillation in my chemistry vocab as “how u mak de whiskwy” and i just left it
oh wow i forgot how great iron maiden is again w WO W
stevehowe replied to your post: what the fuck is ghost noting i only know the…
when someone likes/reblogs your post and the note doesn’t show up in the drop down menu but the note number says it’s there
oh ok that’s what i thought but i wasn’t 100% sure
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what the fuck is ghost noting
i only know
the drum oriented
definition
nice guy rule #85765:
wear a fedora on your dick when having sex with her
enhance the mood by playing limp bizkit in the background.
youremyguitarhero:
youremyguitarhero:
Going up to Steven Wilson after a PT show and telling him that “Shezz-movv-uh-don” is your favorite song of his that he’s ever wrote
oh jesus I forgot I made this post
i ate perogies with barbecue sauce for lunch i am a hardcore pole
johnfrusciantesbeard:
If James was a superhero:
Wake up
Put on superhero costume (which is just like regular clothes but a mask and cape made of band shirts or s/t idk)
PATROL THE CITY
Punch misogynist people in the face
Meet Mastodon for donuts or something
Make sure the world’s boobies are safe or something
Have Ax7 fans arrested for littering and jaywalking
Lunch
Kick assholes out of...
It must suck to get typecasted all the time
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Bands: We want to announce that we are no longer a band. Sorry for this, but we need to get back into our lives. We absolutely love every single one of you, thank you for your support.
Fan: Please come to brazil.
AAAAAA i don’t know what to eat!!!!
i need to eat the best lunch ever but i don’t know what to make
uGH
i hope you read all of my text posts in the voice of napoleon dynamite
gosh
this girl who was mean to me in middle school showed up at my kickboxing class today and she kept glaring at me but i’m pretty sure she wouldn’t remember who i was because i look a lot different she was probably just checkin out my sweet bod
cottoncandyhappyface asked: he has a lovely speaking voice
laughing at eVEYRTHIGN
cottoncandyhappyface asked: steven wilson is so HOTT
aw man i love my cat he’s the best
he has a really big chin
kittenhugs replied to your post: i want to pee on people who think correcting…
you’re*
jfc i actually went back and looked
bakingcookiesforsatan asked: im sorry you make legitimately the best videos every video you have made that i have watched i have laughed so hard i almost puked. not really but you get it
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i want to pee on people who think correcting people’s grammar is the greatest gift of all
this is coming from the spawn of an english teacher
watching star trek the next generation and whispering “ain’t no hollaback girl” every time riker appears